Married... with Children is an American TV situation comedy, a sitcom. Premiered from April 5, 1987 to June 9, 1997 on Fox, an American TV network. On April 17, 1997, Fox canceled it.
The show is about a chaotic white trash family, who lives in Chicago in disharmony. But they will always stay together, or as Al, the father of the family, says: "Love, hate, look, we're a family, what's the difference?" The plot is a parody on US family sitcoms of the mid-eighties, and so the working title of the show was "Not The Cosbys". Main issues in Married... with Children are sex, failures, indifference, parasitism and falseness. But the characters' lives go on or as Al says: "Bundy's are losers, not quitters". Its characters are usually politically incorrect, and some of them are more or less dumb.
Kelly Bundy's story as told to and embellished by Chris Lee.
I never really understood why I was always considered the dumb blonde slut of the family. For a girl being blonde is not dumb or does not make you a slut. The slut part, after all who could blame me? Look at my Mother. Now she is a real slut. Of course being married to my dad doesn't help.
My first sexual experience, suppose it was watching Mom. I can't believe I'm telling anyone this. Oh well, I guess they say confession is good for the soul.
When I was nine, I think, Mom and I was visiting Mom's parents' back in Wanker County. Somehow Dad and Bud had gotten out of coming. A trick that I had not learned yet. My grandparents were their usual jovial selves. Grandma was eating everything in slight. Mom was talking to grandma.
Grandpa got up and walked behind Mom. He placed his hands on Mom's shoulders and let his hand slip down under her blouse and bra. It was sort of funny to watch his hand jiggle Mom's large boobs under her blouse. His hands looked like two small animals moving under her silky blouse.
Mom did not say anything, just went on drinking her coffee. Suppose that Grand pa's hands on his daughter's tits were not a big deal in Wanker County. After a while, grandma looked up from her plate
"Grandpa, you're felt her tits long enough," Grandma yelled out. "Go to the smoke house and get me more grub."
Later that night, grandpa made me sit down on his lap. He opens up my shirt and sucks on my tiny boobies. He told me that would make them grow bigger. He may have been right. You should see my tits now. If you live in Chicago or nearby areas, you may have.
Grandpa told me that is how come Mom had such big tities. He undid the front of my shorts and put his hand on my hairless pussy. Mom just looked for a moment and went back talking to grandma. It was later on when at last she told me to get down and not be letting grandpa play with my little hairless pussy. She said she didn't want another retard in the family. I think she meant Bud.
The next night, we went to visit Aunt Cindy who lived in a small trailer back in some hollow. In Chicago, where we lived, Aunt Cindy would have been a major slut. But back home in Wanker County, Aunt Cindy was just a normal fun loving girl.
Aunt Cindy's brother's Bobby and Billy Joe had come over to visit. Aunt Cindy and Mom were sitting on a beat up old couch and Billy Joe sit down next to Mom. Billy Joe reached over and was trying to unbutton the top part of Mom's dress. He got the top three buttons open before Mom pushed his hand away.
"Billy Joe, you quit that," Mom said in a playful voice. While she was turned to talk to Billy Joe, Aunt Cindy unfastens several more buttons. Aunt Cindy opens the front of Mom's dress and lifts her bra up over her boobs. She and Billy Joe each take a boob in hand and are feeling Mom up. Cousin Bobby sits on the floor in front of Mom and runs his hand under her skirt.
At this point Mom tells me to go to bed.
Later, being a little curious, I got up to get a drink of water. Aunt Cindy was on the couch, which faced the TV. Mom, the only one still with clothes on, was sitting on the floor between her first cousins. Mom had a cock in each hand, pumping them. The one thing that seems to grow well in Wanker County was cocks. Never saw one there under eight inches.
Aunt Cindy, on the couch naked, watching, smiling happily, her legs spread wide so her dark brown hairy cunt was exposed to them. I was not really surprised by seeing them like this. I knew how Mom was horny about all the time. Dad had quit giving Mom her regular fucking.
"Peggy, fuck them both, why don't you?" Aunt Cindy said. "At the same time, honey."
"Ooh, yes!" Mom squealed. "I want to take them both at the same time!"
"Then do it, baby."
Mom turned the boys loose, stood up and pulled her dress over her head. As Mom was unfastening her size double D bra; Aunt Cindy helped by pulling down her panties. I think Aunt Cindy liked pussy as well as a hard dick because she leaned over and was kissing Mom pussy. Then Mom got down on her hands and knees, waggling her pretty ass, pushing her brown haired cunt out between her slender thighs. Until then, I was never for sure what her natural hair color was.
Billy Joe rose to his knees behind her and slipped his cock into Mom's cunt. Bobby moved over next to Mom's head and spread his legs. He scooted until his cock was beneath his cousin's face.
Aunt Cindy fondled her hairy cunt as she watched. Billy Joe grabbed Mom's ass with both hand and fucked his cock into his cousin's pussy. While holding her ass, he began pounding his eight-inch cock in and out of Mom's willing pussy. I was blown away that a cock that big would fit inside a woman's pussy. I couldn't get my finger in my little pussy before it hurt.
Mom gasped, clutching her first cousin's balls as she lowered her face, taking his cock deep into her mouth. As she sucked her first cousin's cock, the pounding of her cousin's hips smashed her face down. But she swung her ass about, sucking greedily and holding Bobby's balls.
Aunt Cindy moaned, watching her niece being buffeted between the boys. "Ahhh, a cock up your little cunt and a cock in your hot mouth! Fuck her, you guys! Fuck her good!"
Bobby rose to his knees before his cousin's face and, holding her head began to fuck her mouth. Caught between the two, Mom was moaning loudly, her body penetrated in pussy and mouth.
To Aunt Cindy, watching, it was almost as good as if she were there between them. Her face flushed, eyes smoldered as she watched. The wet sounds made her shiver, and she rubbed almost brutally at her own cunt. Drawing her knees up, her feet braced on the cushions of the couch, her ass pushed forward, she began to fuck her cunt with a finger, and then another finger until she had her hand all the way inside her brown haired pussy. With pussy that big, no wonder her brothers were fucking my Mom. Then even more surprising to my innocent young self, she was using her other hand for fucking into her asshole. Watching her brothers fucking her niece so wildly was a like dream come true.
Mom was moaning around her first cousin's cock. Taking the strong thrusts of Billy Joe's cock into her juicy cunt, her mouth filled by her first cousin's cock, she was getting ready to come fast. Her naked body trembled as she arched her little ass high to take the hard driving cock of Billy Joe's prick into her cunt.
Mom was almost stuck motionless between the two men. She couldn't slide her lips back and forth on her first cousin's cock, caught between them this way. Her arms, holding her upper body up, trembled and were threatening to collapse.
Both Billy Joe and Bobby had extreme pleasurable expressions on their young faces.
Aunt Cindy pushed her hand as deep as she could into her cunt and asshole, and was trying to lick at a bulging nipple of her tit.
This story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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