It's a little bit crude.
But this story is true.
It's about the seduction-
Of little Cindy Lou Who.

When Cindy Lou Who.
Was just slightly past two.
She was a freckle faced cutie.
Who'd be a babe - when she grew.

Her blonde hair was soft.
Like spun straw - fresh and new.
Her eyes - wide and happy.
Bright, shiny and blue.

Now Cindy Lou's daddy-
Whose true name was Pete.
Had always LOVED little girls.
From their heads to their feet.

He peaked up girls' dresses.
And joy filled his soul.
When on those few - rare occasions.
He'd spy a hairless, young hole.

One night poor Cindy Lou.
Had a problem - it's true!
Her little thingy felt funny.
And she knew not what to do.....(cont)