Victoria opened a cupboard and began taking glasses out. Paul put an arm around her waist.
"Careful, don't make me drop these" said Victoria. Paul pulled her around and kissed her. Victoria kissed him back, holding the glasses up and out of the way.
"We're supposed to be getting drinks" she said.
"I just wanted to let you know that I loved you" he said.
"I already know that" said Victoria "I'm a girl remember, not some donkey brained boy."
Paul smiled at her "Not donkey dicked then?" he asked.
"Give it a few years" said Victoria sceptically "And maybe one of those penis enlarger thingies, but right now? No, I don't think so. But don't worry, your willy is perfect as it is and it doesn't need to be a millimetre bigger." Victoria wriggled out of Paul's grasp and put the glasses down on a tray.
"I'm sure there's a compliment in there somewhere" said Paul with a grin.
"What's all this business about Angela seeing your willy then? She does seem to be going on about it a lot" asked Victoria, opening the fridge.
"Oh, I don't know where to start. She's got my room, I'm sleeping on the couch. She's been through all my stuff. I mean my whole room, she's read my private stuff, rifled through everything."
"That's not on" said Victoria, pulling out bottles of coke and cartons of orange juice.
"No, and she's constantly going on about it, you know? Teasing me about it, and we were arguing. Mum wasn't best pleased with me anyway because I was late back and she wanted me to take Angela off, and then we had an argument about Angela having my room and then me and Angela had an argument over who was going to wash up. I splashed her with some water and she fell back and knocked all the plates on the floor. Loud crash, broken plates, mess all over the place, and a furious mother. So she gave me a beating. Wooden spoon job, stark naked, in the lounge with my aunt and Angela watching and I got put in the corner. As soon as mum and my aunt were gone Angela came over, stroking me and teasing me and she gave me a hard-on and played it until she heard my aunt coming, then she tried to play the innocent little girl" said Paul.
"I get the impression she is quite innocent" said Victoria.
"She probably is, just has ideas above her station. She's naughty, you know, the kind of girl who likes to get others in trouble, especially me, and she pretends to be a lot more mature than she really is. It's difficult to explain" said Paul.
"I think I know what you mean" said Victoria, pulling packets of crisps and hoola-hoops out of another cupboard "You mean the sort of girl that flashes her knickers at the boys and makes rude suggestions but as soon as a boy responds she runs away not having a clue what to do about it. She doesn't really want to do any of the things she's pretending to want to do, she just wants to intimidate the boys and embarrass them and make them think she's more adventurous than she really is."
"That's exactly it" said Paul "Exactly. She's trying to pretend to be all grown up, and loves embarrassing boys by behaving that way, but would go running to her mummy if any boy ever accepted her invitation."
"Do you think I should do some sandwiches or sausage rolls or something?" asked Victoria.
"No" said Paul "This'll be fine"
"What happened after that then? When your aunt came in?" asked Victoria.
"Oh God, that was weird" said Paul, blushing at the memory.
This story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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