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      On Friday PM, October 27, 2000



    • by Maxamm :...
    • A Taste Of Little Mary
      ataste zip (7k) (lesbian/pedo/oral/cons)
      Her cousin's wedding party is not the ideal hunting ground for a 20 year old pedo lesbian. But when Brenda met 9 year old Mary, she found a girl who reminded her of her younger self. And -like her younger self - she finds little Mary eager to explore the pleasures of an older girl.     
        
    • by Preteen Pleasures :...
    • Bill and Michael
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      Bill and Michael were best friends since they were four years old. The two twelve year old boys were about to get a whole lot closer once they found Bill's Dad's stash of gay porno books.     
        
    • by JJ Longprong :...
    • Motherfucker: The Novel, ch 5-6
      mothe5_6 zip (25k) (M/F inter)
      "Do I pass inspection?" Kathy teased.     Nathan looked at her in disbelief, and said, "Hell yes, you pass inspection! And with flying colors too, I might add."     "I bet that you say that to all the girls."     "Only the ones that are as beautiful as you."     Nathan opened his own robe, revealing a brown muscular body covered with numerous splotches of kinky, curly black hair. His twelve-inch penis was fully erect and stuck out like an ebony saber     
        
    • by SlaveOfKali :...
    • Tereza
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      Jeff had fun with four-year old Rani for cash. Her mother consented but prefers him to get passionate with somebody elses child. When Ranis mother is asked to look after three-year old Tereza for two days, Jeff falls in love and everyone is happy.     
        
    • by bookworm :...
    • The Twins
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      It was my tenth birthday, no that's a little egotistical it was our birthday. My sisters, and me, we are twins. Last night mum eventually told dad we could have a pet for our birthday. I think mum had the idea that a dog between us would have done. Dad on the other hand assumed that we would like one each. So for our tenth birthday we had a dog, one each.     
        
    • by merman :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Soho Afternoon, ch 1
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      my wife and daughter want to see a blue movie, after a convivial lunch, unforseen consequences.     
        
    • by Teddles :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Younger Sister
      younger zip (3k) (incest)
      It was a dull, wet, miserable day. Even for the UK it was horrible. I had ended up in the lounge room totally and thoroughly depressed and in a rotten mood. My Mum had come into the room accompanied by my 11 year old sister Norma and started a conversation concerning the antics of a number of our nieghbors who behaved in a very erratic fashion.     I had chosen to sit on the lounge and my Mum and Norma were sat on my left. The TV was on but I had muted the sound to enable me to hear what my Mum was saying. As she got into the guts of the tale I noticed Norma was not being the goody two shoes I automatically expected and being on Mum's left but out of sight she was opening and closing her legs and trying to attract my attention.     
        
    • by daddydoright :...
    • Anna's Birthday
      annabday zip (6k) (adult father , preteen daughter)
      I rose from my bed thinking to myself, this is your daughter Anna's birthday and a Saturday to boot, and I swore to make it a birthday for her to remember.     
        
    • by The Phantom :...
    • Avatar of Love, ch 27
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      My mom and me    Suzie's next baby     I gain Yet Another Lover    
        
    • by Rex Wilder :...
    • Lilla Sandra, part 1
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      sweden
        
        

      Thursday PM, October 26, 2000

        
    • by Mr. Jim :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Mr. Jim, Social Worker, part 1
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      My name is Jim Aaron and I'm a social worker at a food stamp agency. One day I figured out a nice way to help out the single mothers who come into our office, make some extra money for myself, AND have some hot sex. Read the story to find out more.     
        
    • by Amber Gold :...
    • Confessions Of A Sex Addict
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      My name is Dawn. I am 27 years old, married and very happy. I am always horny and have been since I was 11 years old. I don't know why but for as long as I can remember I have been consumed with sexual desire. Writing erotic stories has become one of my sexual outlets as an adult. Most are based on my experience but some are my wild fantasies. This one is just a stroll down my naughty, memory lane. By the way, my husband Rick loves it. I have told him all about my past and he understands my sexual needs. He is always as horny as I am and has sexual adventures, too. It was his idea for me to write a little of my sexual history. So here it is.     
        
    • by Maxamm :...
    • Family Values
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      Max is a very lucky man. His wife, sister and 12 year old daughter are pregnant and all are looking forward to the new arrivals. But Max and Karen have seven kids already - ranging in ages from 12 y.o. to 15 months. In a family where incest is an accepted way of life and inhibitions are taboo, even the baby is a precious little cum slut for her pedo daddy.     
        
    • by John Cole :...
    • Jenny's Story, part 7: Make Me Filthy
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      Nine-year-old Jenny Neal gets down to some serious scat action, and more. But that just makes her want more. Then Bobby makes an offer, and Jenny makes a choice....     
        
    • by Silvermountie :...
    • The Junior High Sex Society, ch 10
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      "As I watched, the pre-teen Japanese girl undid the fabric belt that surrounded her waist and allowed the front of the kimono to open. Then, without hesitation, she slipped the gown off her shoulders and let it drop to the floor. She was totally nude underneath. My breath caught in my throat as I gazed upon her for the first time."     
        
    • by JJ Longprong :...
    • Motherfucker: The Novel, ch 3-4
      mothe3_4 zip (19k) (M/F inter)
      The next morning Kathy decided to get some exercise, so she headed to the tennis courts to hit the ball back and forth with her son, Kevin. Having grown up in upper middle class, predominantly white America, she was too naive to know that an attractive woman seen in short-shorts on a tennis court at a racially mixed condo-complex was regarded by all the local black studs as a "bitch in heat who needs to be serviced."     
        
    • by Baronet Asbury :...
    • Pretty Baby, ch 11-13
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      These are the final 3 chapters of "Pretty Baby." Look out for that ending!     
        
    • by Dodger :...
    • The Thomsons, ch 6
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      JJ now takes his mother at will, but Dad finally catches them at it to his great pleasure. He now knows he can get away with fucking his daughter, and actually plans to let his wife catch him in     
        
    • by Rex Wilder :...
    • Datakunskap
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      Tyst i klassen. Tyyyyyyyyst i klassen. Var tysta nu och br er inte t som barnrumpor. Samtliga nio elever fnissade hgljutt. Klassen bestod av fem flickor och fyra pojkar.     
      sweden
        
    • by Lovelaskes :...
    • Natasha
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      , , , , . , " " - , . -? , , , . - "".     
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      Wednesday PM, October 25, 2000

        
    • by Vixen :...
    • Father Julian's New Career - Betty and Harold
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      Father Julian has the role of sex educator at Blue Skies nudist resort. A mother comes to him unexpectedly with a special problem. Father Julian provides a solution that is pleasing to all.     
        
    • by Preteen Pleasures :...
    • Gonna Get Close To You
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      He watched twelve year old Amy for months and knew everything about her. He also knew he had to possess her. Saturday when she came walking home at night he had the perfect chance and he acted upon it.     
        
    • by JJ Longprong :...
    • Motherfucker: The Novel, ch 1-2
      mothe1_2 zip (12k) (M/F inter)
      One day about a year ago Kathy Parkinsons marriage came to an abrupt end because of a tremendously fierce argument. It stemmed from her usual complaint: she was horny, but her husband, Bernie, wasnt. This spat had occurred dozen of times during their five years together. She was always willing to hump, but he was always too tired.     
        
    • by Paul Phenomenon :...
    • The Paranormal Phenomenon, part 4
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      The saga of Adam Johnson, the Paranormal Phenomenon, continues. Adam adds thought transfer to his other unusual abilities, all of which have become more powerful. Two new potential family members are introduced: Dr. Beatrice Evans, and eye surgeon, and Jeff Daniels, an architect. Outside members are needed to improve the gene pool. The family plans a move to Phoenix, Arizona. Helen Reed (Erica) exchanges marital vows with the family. A group scene follows the wedding.     
        
    • by Jack Spratt :...
    • Trick or Treat
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      With Halloween just around the corner, Don was commited to providing the sound system for the area street party. He had no way of knowing how involved he would get with Nia the Student Groups Chairperson.     
        
    • by Dee :...
    • The Apartment, ch 4
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      I woke up several times during the night, thinking about what had gone on over at Angies, and must admit that I had loved it.. it had been so wild and we made plans to get together the following week end to see how much more we had in common..    It was now almost 8 in the morning, and I had promised the girls that I would take them to the mall, so as much as I wanted to lay there, I felt it was time to at least get out of bed and make that first cup of coffee     
        
    • by Can Man :...
    • Katie
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      Ever since I started working at the old building-I knew that something was going to happen there. I did not know what it was exactly that was going to happen, I just new it would be memorable. One of the new tenants was a family of four. Father mother and their two children, Henry, 9 years old and Katie, ten years old. I befriended the entire family over the coming year, becoming a part of their family. They were Puerto Rican and very poor. It was easy to get the kids to relax around me. I had no interest in the boy but the girl Katie was exciting.     
        
      The Team
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      It was after a long day of swimming and a barbecue. Kay, my twelve year old step-daughter, asked Dotty, her ten year old friend, if she wanted to spend the night. After parading around most of the day in one-piece bathing suits, Kay's being a little too tight and Dotty's a little loose, by the time the sun had set I had as usual thoroughly inspected their young firm bodies. it was time to settle in for the evening. The girls had taken a shower together and had changed into their sleeping attire, which I discovered were a couple of my t-shirts. As they both sat on the floor Indian style, with their legs crossed, I knew that I was in trouble. As soon as I saw their panties while they were brushing the tangles out of their wet hair, my heart skipped several beats. I could see that they both wore nylon panties, With their legs flat on the floor, crossed at the ankles the material covering their pussies was stretched taut. Dotty's panties were light-blue and Kays were crme colored.. It was going to be a long eventful evening with these two.     
        
    • by Baronet Asbury :...
    • Pretty Baby, ch 6-10
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      This is the continuation of little Judy Mason's adventure in Tinseltown. The adventure takes some interesting twists. The final 3 chapters will follow shortly. Enjoy.     
        
    • by Barrett_E :...
    • Silly Games, part 4
      silly4 zip (10k) (m/mmg bond, humil, sex)
      The summer was now closing to an end and school would be back on pretty soon, so I was staying in a lot more, guess I was getting board. As I woke my thoughts drifted through my first real summer of bondage games and the thrills it had given me as well as others. I longed for another chance to spend time with Duncan either being tortured by him or as the torturer, but time was running out.     
        
    • by sniffer :...
    • Eine Sommergeschichte, ch 4
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      Dieses letzte Kapitel beschreibt meine letzte Zeit, die Zeit der menschlichen und sexuellen Erfllung mit Laura, der elfeinhalbjhrigen Tochter meiner Mitarbeiterin.     
      german
        
        

      Tuesday PM, October 24, 2000

        
    • by King Cap :...
    • Coming to Grips, part 3
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      My odessy with Kate continues, this time on a road trip across the southern part of the nation     
        
    • by Preteen Pleasures :...
    • Mr. Dillon's Special Daycare
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      Little did the regulators or parents know, Mr. Dillon was a sick child molester. Perhaps they would have found out had their children told told them, but the children loved Mr. Dillon and the other employees at the day care. Especially all the fun games they played there.     
        
    • by Coach :...
    • Clara How Could You?
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      Clara how could you get pregnant by another man. I know you fucked another man because I had a vasectomy 10 years ago and you didn't know bout it you are a slut. I'm not going to divorce you because I would just have to pay the rest of my life. So here's what I will do I will tell all our friends you left me.      On the day that you are to leave me you will have a great day. I will draw you a bath and help you in so you can soak. Then I will take you to the bedroom and fuck and eat your sweet pussy as I have so many times before. Then I will while you are in the position doggy stile as this is the only way you can fuck at eight months pregnant with a huge belly like yours so big and round.     
        
      The Family Reunion
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      This past weekend was my family reunion in a small town in Alabama. I went and took my 9-year-old daughter with me. We arrived at the hotel and everyone else was checking in also we grabbed something to eat and went to sleep. My Megan is built not like she is but as if she were 12 years old her tits are lemon size with pert little nipples. Her hips are already flared an her butt has blossomed if it gets any better he will have big problems trying to stay out of trouble with the men. She had a black daddy and a whit mom so her skin is golden brown and she is a fox. It was great being able to hold her all night and rub her ass and tits occasionally as we slept together. The next day we had to set up the tents and tables for the reunion its self would be the next day. We went out to the site and started to set up the stuff.     
        
      My Ex-Wife Needs Help
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      My ex-wife is a little slut of course I've known this and that's why he is my ex. She got pregnant from another man and left me 12 years ago. She was afraid of what I would have done to her. I've told her that I would have been very upset but would have raised the baby girl as our own yell right.     Recently the little slut got pregnant again from another man other than the one she was married to. I was driving to work one day and seen her and her 11 year old daughter walking carrying an overnight bag each. I stopped and ask what and where she was going and I'd give them a ride.     
        
    • by Can Man :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Dotty, ch 1
      dotty1 zip (7k) (M/f, pedo, voy, mast)
      It was after a long day of swimming and a barbecue. Kay, my twelve year old step-daughter, asked Dotty, her ten year old friend, if she wanted to spend the night. After parading around most of the day in one-piece bathing suits, Kay's being a little too tight and Dotty's a little loose, by the time the sun had set I had as usual thoroughly inspected their young firm bodies. it was time to settle in for the evening. The girls had taken a shower together and had changed into their sleeping attire, which I discovered were a couple of my t-shirts. As they both sat on the floor Indian style, with their legs crossed, I knew that I was in trouble.     
        
        

      Monday PM, October 23, 2000

        
    • by Artsy Craftsy Kid :...
    • Casa Moreno
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      Our intrepid hero in the wilds of Brazil.     
        
    • by Silvermountie :...
    • The Junior High Sex Society, ch 9
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      "The air was filled with the delightful sounds of very young teenaged girls giggling and laughing. As they laughed, they skipped through the water toward where we stood, our erect cocks standing at full attention in a row. Finally, all four of the nubile young girls stood directly in front of us, the cool water beading up on their nude, tan bodies, then forming little riverlets as it slid down their supple limbs."     
        
    • by Silvio Stoker :...
    • The Rescue
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      My mom married Eddie Martin when I was eleven years old. I knew what he wanted as soon as I saw him and I even tried to tell my mom, but she screamed at me and said I was screwed up. I'd had some therapy, but she couldn't afford the shrink anymore. My daddy was at Stateville, and mom had divorced him. I knew I wasn't supposed to, but I loved what he did to me. I was only nine when he started kissing me and stuff, but I guess I knew it was wrong. He showed me pictures of pretty girls who did it with their daddies and said it was a secret that lots of little girls had and that I could love him if I was grown-up enough. He was my father, and he made me feel good... sometimes too good, like I needed him in me, not in my mouth but in my cunny, but then my daddy would wet his finger and put it in my botty. My mom worked the graveyard shift - but she knew. She pretended not to know until she met Eddie. Then my mom called the cops and my daddy was arrested. I started therapy, and Eddie started staying over. Mom wanted to marry him 'cause he had money. Eddie wanted to marry her 'cause she had me.     
        
    • by daddydoright :...
    • Blackmailing Daughter
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      I had been wondering if my daughter Missy was sexually aware now. For the past few months her body was budding out all over and she had changed into a visual feast for my lecherous eyes...     
        
        

      Sunday PM, October 22, 2000

        
    • by Vixen :...
    • The Wedding (conclusion of My Two Uncles)
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      Kelly's mom is about to marry Captain Rothman, not knowing his eye is on Kelly. Uncle Ed officiates at a very unusual wedding ceremony.     
        
    • by Young Fox :...
    • Smoking
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      If she was going to suck Marshall's cock a lot she thought maybe she should do like one of the other girl's did. That girl was the absolutely incorrigible wastrel known as "Q", she never did tell her real name. Q was three years old and smoked six packs a day and wore nicotine patches at the same time. Patches on every part of her body, her nipples, her little twat, even one stuck up on her butthole. Q was emaciated, hardly ever ate, her heart was always racing. Literally about the only time Q didn't have a dude in her mouth was when she was blowing her twelve year old brother. The two of them came over not because she couldn't smoke at home but because their mother otherwise would be making the boy fuck her instead of Q. So Mary Celeste thought of getting patches     
        
    • by Leppard :...
    • Trick Or Treat
      trickort zip (11k) (M/f - Fauther/Daugher Incest - Ped - Costume - Father doesn't know it's his daughter when she seduces him!)
      Molly had known her father was attracted to young girls for awhile now. The way he looked at her friends when they came over to swim, or how he made a point to come downstairs when she had sleepovers.      It wasn't that he was lecherous. Molly was certain no one else had even noticed. But it's something a daughter just knows. Molly knew that young flesh turned her dad on, and knowing that turned Molly on. But what to do about it, that was what got Molly. She loved her daddy the way any daughter does, but she was also attracted to him.     
        
    • by Blackwind2000 :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Faith
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      She was absolutely beautiful. Not very old, however, maybe twelve, but beautiful nonetheless. She was thin, but not skinny, flat chested, with slender hands and fingers and long, shapely legs. Her neck was long; her nose slender, her eyes a warm brown, and her smile was white and straight.      Her hair was a lustrous medium brown, spilling in light waves nearly to her slim waist.     
        
    • by Barrett_E :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Silly Games, part 1-3
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      Hi, my name is Lloyd and before I start I should tell you something about myself. I am 15 now and have always had an unhealthy interest in bondage games. You know the sort of stuff that happens naturally when you start to play war games and things. Sex,and things, well that was an after thought I suppose, I can't remember thinking about it as part of a plan, it just happened.     
        
    • by Boffo :...
    • Monica and the Postman
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      I put up the psychic barrier as soon as the 8-year old came to my door asking for empty soda cans. No one could enter or leave the house while my suggestion was in place and in fact, the thought wouldn't even enter their minds. If anyone was on their way over, they would mindlessly change direction and wander to a different destination. I was a master of my art.     
        
        

      Saturday PM, October 21, 2000

        
    • by writersblock :...
    • Theater Slut
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      Today I worked in the video booths, after fucking and sucking ten cocks through a hole in the wall I was allowed to have a break. I went to the break room and had a smoke, my jaw hurt a little, but that was to be expected. I played with my favorite vibrator, while reflecting on my life.     
        
    • by Boffo :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Maurice
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      Despite being friendly and outgoing as a young 7 year old boy, I was continually picked on by some of the older kids. It was nothing I couldn't handle by running away or yelling for an adult when I was near home, but one day I found myself in a real bad spot.    We lived in a normal suburban neighborhood in the early 60's with an average sized home on a large lot. Some folks had a horse or cow in the back, and our neighbors across the street had a chicken coop with a few birds lazily pecking the summer away. One day I was snooping around the neighbor's place seeing what was laying about, and soon found my way into their chicken coop, hunched over and duck-walking through a low doorway. Chickens clucked and fanned their feathers to get away from me as I peered through the dusty beams of sunlight, feathers drifting slowly downward. I found a secret place!     
        
    • by daddydoright :...
    • Camping With Daughter
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      My blonde 13 year old daughter was laying on her beachtowel suntanning in her very skimpy bikini.     
        
      My Sexy 12 Year Old Niece
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      My brother and his wife were going on a two-week cruise. It was a "Love Boat" type cruise and they didn't want their daughter along, so they asked me and my wife to please let her stay with us.     
        
    • by Pookass :...
    • Ginger Spice's Revenge, part 1: Posh Spice
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      This story takes place after she has left the group. She is upset that the other girl's have made no attempt to contact her. She gets her revenge.     
        
    • by Shadow :...
    • How I Started Playing With My Baby Sister
      howistar zip (9k) (b/g)
      Telling how I started playing with my baby sister     
        

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  • Pumpkin (Ringo): Everybody be cool. This is a robbery.

    Honey Bunny: Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you.




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        pulp n. 1: A soft, moist, shapeless mass of matter. 2: A magazine or book containing lurid subject matter and being characteristically printed on rough, unfinished paper.

        American Heritage Dictionary
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      Pumpkin (Ringo): Forget it, it's too risky. I'm through doing that shit.

      Honey Bunny: You always say that, the same thing everytime. "I'm through, never again, too dangerous."

      Pumpkin: I know that's what I always say. I'm always right, too.

      Honey Bunny: But you forget about it in a day or two.

      Pumpkin: The days of me forgetting are over, the days of me remembering have just begun.

      Honey Bunny: You know when you go on like this what you sound like ?

      Pumpkin: I sound like a sensible fuckin' man, that's what I sound like.

      Honey Bunny: You sound like a duck.

      Pumpkin: I mean the way it is now, you're taking the same risks as when you rob a bank. You're taking more of a risk. Banks are easier. Federal banks ain't supposed to stop you in any way during a robbery. I mean sure, why should they give a fuck. You don't even have to take a gun in a federal bank. There's one about this one bloke, he walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller. The bloke on the other end of the phone says, "We got this guy's little girl. You don't give him all your money, we're going to kill her."

      Honey Bunny: Did it work ?

      Pumpkin: Fuckin-A it worked. That's what I'm talkin about. The guy walks into the bank with a telephone; not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a fucking phone. Cleans the place out, and they don't even lift a fucking finger.

      Honey Bunny: Did they hurt the little girl ?

      Pumpkin: I don't know, there probably never was a little girl in the first place. The point of the story isn't the little girl, the point of the story is they robbed a bank with a telephone.

      Honey Bunny: You wanna rob banks ?

      Pumpkin: I not saying I wanna rob banks, I'm just illustrating if we did it'd be easier, and we could do it.

      Honey Bunny: And no more liqueur stores ?

      Pumpkin: Well, what we been talkin' about. Ya, no more liqueur stores.

      Pumpkin: Besides, I can't get used to these, there's too many foreigners in these liqueur stores. Vietnamese, Koreans, they don't even speak fuckin' English. You tell them, "Empty out the register," they don't know what the fuck you're talking about. They make it too personal. We take on one of these gook fuckers and he's gonna make us kill him.

      Honey Bunny: I'm not going to kill anybody.

      Pumpkin: I don't want to kill anyone either. But it'll probably put us in the situation where it's us or them. And if it's not the gooks, it's these old fuckin' Jews who've owned the store for fifteen fucking generations. You got Grandpa or Irvin sittin' behind the counter with a fucking magnum in his hand. Try walkin' in one of those places with nothin' but a phone. See how far that gets ya. No, fuck it, forget it, we're out of it.

      Honey Bunny: Well, what then, day jobs ??

      Pumpkin: Well, that's life.

      Honey Bunny: What then ?

      Pumpkin: This place.....






    (as written by Quentin Tarantino, and performed by Tim Roth [Ringo/Pumpkin] and Amanda Plumber [Yolanda/Honey Bunny])
    ("Misirlou", as written and performed by Dick Dale & His Del-Tones)




  • Cybersex Politician
    Former Arizona Mayoral Candidate Gets Six Years Probation for Attempted Rape

      The Associated Press
      P H O E N I X, Oct. 21st. A former mayoral candidate in Arizona caught in a Washington cybersex sting was sentenced to six years probation for the attempted rape of a child.

      Scott Berger, 40, was running for mayor in the Phoenix suburb of Queen Creek when he was arrested in a Tacoma, Wash., police sting set up to catch adults who prey on children through Internet chat rooms.

      Using the name Scooter, Berger sent more than a dozen sexual e-mail messages from his computer at Intel in Chandler, Ariz., to an undercover Tacoma officer posing as a 13-year-old girl.

      The former Queen Creek Councilman then went to a Tacoma mall on Feb. 23 to meet his chat room partner, who turned out to be a male police detective. Berger was fired from Intel and dropped out of the mayor's race after the arrest.

      As a condition of probation, Berger is banned from using a home computer and must undergo three years of therapy for sex addiction.

      Berger, who admitted the crime and his addiction Thursday, will have to register as a felony sex offender wherever he goes until 2015. He also must pay $610 in fines and court costs.




  • Happy Horny Halloween (poem)

    Well here it is, fall again,
    a favorite season for youthful sin.

    When leaves will drop, and panties too,
    if we have our say on what to do.

    It's costume time,
    and you know what that means,
    dress up time for hot preteens.

    A cheerleader here, a nurse or two there,
    and enough dressed as Dorothy for all to share.

    They come to your door for Trick or Treat,
    each looking good enough to eat.

    All smiles and giggles and thank you's too,
    so hot you don't know what to do.

    A bevy of beauties, a costume parade,
    you'd give the whole bowl of candy if you could
    get laid.

    A season for dress up, fake identities & sweets, the perfect time
    of year for preteen treats.

    What a blessing it would be to put the candy in
    their mouth, and when they start to swallow,
    let your hand travel south.

    Oh, to help them with their outfit,
    if they'd only come inside,
    so close to your fantasy, yet it's so easy to hide.

    So stock up on that candy, grab a hanky and a
    chair, and when they ring your doorbell,
    try your hardest not to stare.

    This October enjoy each and every hotly
    dressed preteen,
    and have yourself a happy and a horny
    Halloween.

    Written by Leppard









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