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      On Friday PM, December 24, 1999



    • by Enraged :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Ex-girlfriend's Gangrape, parts 1-2
      xgirl1_2 zip (62k) (MMMMMMM/F, nc, inter)
      An interracial gangrape of an ex-girlfriend
        
    • by Amber Gold :...
    • Four Maids-a-Milking
      4maids zip (26k) (MMfffffff inc/teen/pedo/lact)
      With a contented sigh he found her full breast and began to fill his mouth with her warm sweet milk. It had been a good day and he now had three girls with two babies on the way and two little girls as a bonus. What a way to wait out a blizzard. As he sucked he began to imagine breaking in those little girls. His cock jerked at the thought. He rans his hand down to Joan's waiting pussy and while he feasted and fucked he was picturing those little girls with their naked bodies under his.
        
    • by Poker :...
    • The Night Before Christmas II
      b4xmas2 zip (7k) (Mf, pedo)
      In a sequel to last years tale of faerie folk, Chris Cringle is looking forward to seeing the little girl who, as a 7 year old, gave him a Christmas blow job. Now that she is 8 he has more to teach her!
        
    • by A.E. Whiting :...
    • Taking Danni for a ride, ch 4
      danni4 zip (9k) (M/F/f inc)
      I awoke to a completely quiet room. From the way that the sunlight came through a gap in the curtains, I could tell it was already late afternoon. Looking at my watch verified that. 3:35pm. Damn! I must have really been worn out. I didn't know what to attribute it to, except that I had been having some very satisfying sex with a very beautiful woman and her equally beautiful 9 year-old daughter.
        
    • by Leppard :...
    • Happy Hornydays from Mr. Double
      hornyday zip (2k) (poem)
      Here we enjoy our holidays,     in so many horny ways.     Writing stories, or reading a few,      trying to decide which ones are true.     A gift to us from Ol' St. Nick,      is the story of a girl and a real stiff prick.      Or maybe two sisters who form a bond,      or a brunette who beats up a blonde.
        
    • by Hornibro :...
    • My Friend David, ch 3
      myfrien3 zip (4k) (b/b/F)
      David's mother teaches me a skill for a lifetime.
        
    • by Artsy Craftsy Kid :...
    • Raccoon Hunting
      raccoon zip (23k) (M/FFfff)
      Bill the Coon Hunter takes his big city girlfriend hunting with his sister and her kids
        
    • by Tiberius :...
    • The MC's 'On-Site' Swedish Rape
      swedrape zip (27k) (pedo girl-mom rape)
      Mr K is an important client of Larry, the ‘MC’ of Pleasure Island, where no type of sexual gratification is too much trouble. But this time Mr K, makes a very specific pleasure request: he wants to deflower two virgin pre-teenaged blond daughters in front of their mother. But his request departs from standard operational procedures on Pleasure Island in one important respect: he wants to enjoy the children and their mother in their own home. As he says “I wanna feel my cock open up a little blond child's pussy in her own bed - with her teddy next to her, and her toys and dolly, and whatever else just nearby. I want her own bed sheets stained with her rippen hymen and my cum. I wanna hear her cry out as my prick prises apart her tight little bottom - in her own bedroom while she clutches teddy - and then I wanna do the same thing to her kid sister, while mom watches.” The MC, however, is not unmindful of the additional dangers involved to the client, and his organization, in providing this ‘on-site’ pleasure configuration, but provides it anyway.
        
    • by Silvio Stoker :...
    • Ulrike
      ulrike zip (21k) (Mf, Mff, Mg, ff; pedo, pre-teen, yng teen; anal, scat, pain, caution)
      Ulrike, 13 y.o., is wandering around Berlin during the holidays, horny. The green-eyed blonde is a virgin except in her mouth, and everyone wants to fuck her. Natasha, 12 y.o., who was first whored by her father when she was 7 y.o., needs a new girlfriend...
        
    • by Curious Cat :...
    • 'Twas A Night Before Christmas...'99
      xmas99 zip (8k) (M/f incest)
      A Little Girl's Christmas Eve...    Everyone else had passed out long ago. Fatigue or spirits. It really didn't matter much...at least not to me. I was awaiting him. That Santa guy. He was not about to slip through my net this time. I had been clinging to my belief for far too long. Even my little sister snickered at me. I wanted so much to believe. So tonight was going to be either my Normandy or my Waterloo. No middle ground. Santa AND his reindeer were mine.
        
    • by lolitot :...
    • Christmas At The Mall! part 2
      xmasmal2 zip (12k) (g/g/g/g/g/g/f/f/F/F/M/M/M/M)
      Here it is! The rest of the Brownie Christmas Story! Boy! Santa sure is a lucky guy! An' there's even elves an' stuff too! Wow! You just gotta see this! Merry Christmas from all the Brownies to all of ya!
        
    • by Diggity Dog :...
    • Sophie-Doublecross!
      sophiex zip (24k) (F/f/M, f/f, f/f/f/M oral, anal, cons AND nomcons, shave, Rape?)
      Chloe spent days after catching Sophie and Tina fucking her boyfriend on how to get her revenge. Then it hit her, she would go after Sophie's vulnerable girlfriend! How could Tina resist her? Revenge is always sweet and this would be the sweetest of all! But Sophie has other ideas! Based on a readers input. Thanks and Merry Christmas!
        
        

      Thursday PM, December 23, 1999

        
    • by jjoe :...New Author.!.!.!
    • trialerpark boy, ch 1
      boy1 zip (16k) (mm/fm/anal/interacial/panty)
      A 12year old boy finally gets his hands around his mother's boyfriends big cock. he has been watching through a hole in the wall for years.
        
      mr.minister's panty play, ch 1-2
      play1_2 zip (14k) (m/f/dad/daut/mom/interacial/m/m)
      The story is about a minister who finds himself obsessed with his eleven year old daughter's panties and how he turns to wearing them as he goes to a bookstore to suck off black cock. he gets blackmailed by a local cop who wants to see his pretty wife and his two young daughters riding his big dick.
        
    • by Boxer64 :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Happy Hills, ch 1
      happy1 zip (6k) (F/toddler/disability)
      Happy Hills is a special home for children and adolescents with disabilities. The clients in this home are very well cared for, and they range in age from infant to 18 years old. In fact only the staff and the heads of Happy Hills know just how "happy" the clients are.
        
    • by Elizabeth Abercrombie :...
    • Celeste, ch 3: Beauty and the Beast
      celeste3 zip (5k) (M/f pedo)
      Celeste loved her life with the adored Roland. He kept her in fabulous clothes, made her his principle model, and made her the object of the jealousy of all his other models. Still, she was soon adored by them also for her sweet nature.     She began to gain a little weight and her body blossomed out into womanhood. Her limbs rounded and her breasts became full and pointed. And as her body became fuller, Roland's interest waned.
        
    • by Curious Cat :...
    • Chip & Dale, part 4
      chip4 zip (11k) (M/g, MM/g (young), oral, finger fucking)
      While awaiting his niece to join him in their motel bed, Dale tripped back through the years to his first taste of young, succulent flesh...his sister Dina.
        
      Tasting 'tang'
      tasting zip (4k) (M/g (very young, oral)
      Nothing could be sweeter than to be eating baby poontang. Nothing! Mmmm....
        
    • by lolitot :...
    • Hailey Cums!
      hailey zip (8k) (g)
      So ..., ya ever wonder what a little girl goes through, when she plays with herself the first time? Wanna see? Y'know ..., we think somethin's broke ..., the first time ... (giggle!)
        
    • by Amber Gold :...
    • How Jenny Got The Most Toys
      jenny zip (11k) (MMMM/f dad/daut/santa/elves inc,pedo)
      She walked up to Santa and looked at his red velvet pants. Sure enough he had a zipper just like daddy. Smiling, she reached for it and very slowly pulled the zipper down. Looking into Santa's eyes she reached her hand in and found his warm cock. With a little twinkle in her eyes she pulled it out and got on her knees between Santa's legs. She lowered her head down to his very soft cock and sucked the tip into her mouth.
        
    • by cozmo cookieman :...
    • Lottie's Great Ass, part 1: Another Adventure With the Ice Cream Girls
      lottie2 zip (8k) (M/f oral, pedo, ice cream blow job, butt-fuckin', completely consensual)
      Another romp with Ice Cream Girl Lottie, who just gets nastier and nastier!
        
    • by Nomad :...
    • Santa Comes!
      santacum zip (11k) (MMMF/fffm pedo)
      The soft music coming from the radio drew to an end and the well recognised music for the news came on. Dave leant across the bench to turn the volume up and stopped putting his makeup on as the main news items was read out.    "And in an incredible incident this morning, a school bus carrying fifteen seven and eight year olds from the Barrow district was hijacked. In a strange twist several of the children are reported to have phoned their parents to tell them they were all right and with Santa! Over to our reporter at Police Headquarters, Sandy Johns."     John came in and turned the radio off. "They've all received their medication now," he told them as he took his Santa mask off, his eyes going to each of the team.
        
    • by Madhosh :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Aunt Rehana, ch 1
      auntreh1 zip (3k) (m/f)
      My aunt Rehana was 28 when I first experienced sex with her. Her beautiful and sexy body always made my prick swell under my shalwar. The most beautiful part of her body were her rounded firm tight butts. I wanted to fuck her right in the middle of those beautiful cheeks of the world. I wanted my dick swell in that sweetest crack. I wanted to lick her pucker hole 24 hours a day.
        
        

      Wednesday PM, December 22, 1999

        
    • by Davy Sprocket :...
    • The Bestest Present
      bestest zip (26k) (MFff)
      Now then have you thought about what you want me to bring you this year, Holly? Maybe a talking doll or how about one of those super marker sets?"    The girl looked unsure. She twirled her finger through her sweet smelling hair. "Welllll, I did think I should get a dolly. A Barbie. But I changed my mind."    "So what will it be, then. Don't tease Santa. Tell me what I can bring you this Christmas."    "Well, Santa, I decide that what I want is a good, hard, fuck."
        
    • by Tijuana Preacher :...
    • The Book of Blondie: Elmo's Snake
      blondie2 zip (7k
      The doorbell rang and Blondie went to answer it. Opening the door, she saw Elmo standing there.     "Well, hello, Elmo. What can I do for you?" she asked him, standing in the door with her hands on her hips staring down at the young boy.     "Uh, is Candy at home?" He stammered, looking up at her as he stood fidgeting with his hands in his pockets.
        
    • by Poker :...
    • Stemjack, part 2
      stemjac2 zip (8k) (Mf, oral, pedo, incest)
      Raleigh has been caught following the pornographer Scorpio and taken to a dingy room in The Zone. While he sits alone in the room and waits, his mind is filled with memories of beautiful 7 year old Carmel...
        
    • by Mkarl :...
    • The Mistletoe Belt: A Christmas Story
      mistleto zip (8k) (mother/son/kinky imagery/sex)
      I recently read a clever little concept entitled all "I want for Christmas is my mom's sweat ass and a web TV" or something like that, I wish I could remember where I saw it but even though the concept appealed to me, the writing was a little weak and I didn't make a permanent note of it… Still, it got me to thinking it might be interesting to take a sacrilegious shot at making my own Christmas porn offering… After several failed attempts at a 'Night Before Christmas' style rip-off, I happened to be watching a television commercial the other day for an upcoming 'The Man's Show' and they're seemingly going to have a sight-gag joke about a mistletoe belt… Anyhow, those are my inspirations now I guess ill see if I can get a story out of these beginnings…
        
        

      Tuesday PM, December 21, 1999

        
    • by Sally :...
    • Brother Swap
      broswap zip (10k) (m/f 1st voy exhib)
      Eleven year old best friends Erica and Jessica realize that they are in love with each others twelve year old brother. They go and ask them to be boyfriends, and then kiss and then...
        
    • by Tijuana Preacher :...
    • The Book of Little Red Riding Hood
      redride1 zip (11k
      Once upon a time there was a little girl who was adored by everybody. She lived alone with her in a house on the edge of a wood with her mother.     Her father, Wolfgang, had gotten caught once too often dallying with other women and Red's mother had divorced him. Now he worked in the city and lived with his mother on the other side of the woods.
        
    • by Scoobster :...New Author.!.!.!
    • Sunday Mornings, ch 1
      sunday1 zip (3k) (M/F wife, dad/daughters)
      My wife and I had been married 12 years when she was first diagnosed with Cancer, and it devastated us both. It was love at first site, when I met her as a child. She and I lost our virginity to each other and had been with no others. The type of cancer she had gave her no hope for recovery.      Even after she was diagnosed, our sex life, particularly Sunday Mornings was unbelievable. She was always trying new things with me, always suggesting we make love in new ways, such as licking each others toes, fingering each other’s butts, or watching videos. Sunday morning was our special morning where anything goes.
        
    • by Pedestrian :...
    • NieceButt
      niecebut zip (27k) (Uncle/neice Bro/Sis butt love, very young)
      Jimmy's love of girl's butts finds a home when he becomes an uncle.
        
        

      Monday PM, December 20, 1999

        
    • by Tijuana Preacher :...New Author.!.!.!
    • The Book of Blondie: Mr. Beasley Brings the Mail . . .
      blondie1 zip (6k
      Dagwood was flying about the house, late for work as usual as he pulled on his clothes and tried to eat breakfast at the same time.     "Maybe next time, you can start balling me a little earlier," Blondie laughed, standing by the doorway wearing only her see through dressing gown and holding his briefcase.    "Yeah, yeah," Dagwood complained, gulping down a piece of toast, "you say that every morning."
        
    • by GoDSpiT :...
    • New Perspective on Life
      newlife zip (46k) (M/f, ped, preg)
      This is a story about a young girl who turns up pregnant and how she comes to grips with the way that her life is heading. It is not as long as my last story, nor did I expect it to be. Is it as good? Maybe not. . .but it is as good as most of my other stuff, and I feel that this story is well worth the read. I don't promise that you will like it, but I loved writing it. And I love pregnant Devon, she is so sexy.
        
    • by HotKaryn :...
    • Lust in the Park
      lustpark zip (5k) (F\m\m\m\M)
      Karyn and Michael are spending an afternoon at the park. Soon, the park is crowded with a much younger crowd. Karyn learns that a Battle of the Bands will be playing and talks Michael into staying to listen. A good decision by Karyn as she gets to fuck and suck several young boys.
        
    • by Nomad :...
    • Surrogate
      surrogat zip (14k) (Father/ Daughter Incest)
      When mummy leaves after a row with Daddy, Debbie finds she can look after him just as well, if not better.
        
    • by Double V :...
    • The Train Ride
      trainrid zip (5k) (M/g/F oral, Mast, pedo)
      "My name is Kelly and mommie said that you may need some help."     I fell into the seat then cause the train swayed and then in the blink of an eye saw the girl lean over pulling a blanket over her. Then I felt and heard my zipper as the girl pulled it down. Next came the feel of her lips over the head as soon as she pulled it through the hole.
        
    • by Boz :...
    • Bread-Winner, ch 8-9
      bread8_9 zip (24k) (f//M++)
      "Christ! You've fucked them all out, Susie. The whole crew. And some of then came back twice," Uncle Jim exclaimed. Even as he waved a whole roll of twenty dollar bills, "Almost $300!", Mr. Kowalski was jumping out of the driver's seat. A moment later he was climbing into the back. "Can't stand it! Got to fuck you!" he muttered, almost falling on top of me in his eagerness.
        
    • by WABE :...
    • Horny Peeping Sister, ch 4-5
      peep4_5 zip (13k) (translation by WABE)
      Die nächsten Nachmittage verbrachten Becky und Tom viel Zeit mit einander im Bett. Sie experimentierten, kamen auf viele Wege sich gegenseitig zu verwöhnen. Machmal vögleten sie hart, manchmal zart. Aber immer fickten sie mit einem Ohr lauschend ob die Mutter zurück früher zurück käme.
      german
        
    • by Bandit :...
    • Sommercamp, part 2
      sommer2 zip (8k) (4f/3m/M)
      Tim's Beobachtungen als Gruppenleiter in diesem Sommercamp gehen weiter und allmalich wird hieraus auch mehr al nur eine Beobachtung!!
      german
        
        

      Sunday PM, December 19, 1999

        
    • by JoJo :...
    • Avril's Sister Kate
      avril2 zip (17k) (Inst/Fm/mFff/cons)
      My sleep that night was not the best, I had two nightmares, I woke up after both of them covered in perspiration. In the first dream I was naked and lying in my mothers arms suckling at her breast with one hand playing with her clit when my father walked into the room. I tried to get up but could not move, fear gripped my belly and I tried to shout but no words would come out. My father had a look of rage on his face the like I had I had never seen before. As he advanced he was undoing his big leather belt, he wrapped one end of it around his big fist and the end with a big buckle he swung towards me. Suddenly my mother noticed him and screamed and pushed me away from her. I hit my head to the bed head and woke up.
        
    • by tony-n-friends :...
    • Cassie, part 2
      cassie2 zip (6k) (M/f)
      Cassie plunged her hands into the hot soapy water. Her daddy had told her to clean the kitchen and she never wanted to do anything to make him mad,especially on Fridays. Some days her dad was a normal dad on Fridays, but on some Fridays he was nasty andthey did things that she could not tell anyone.
        
    • by Corn53 :...
    • Mandy Visits Campus
      mandyvis zip (7k) (M/f pedo)
      Fifteen year old Mandy spends a weekend with her cousin and his friends on a college campus - They have a party in her honor to help her loose her virginity. She never finds out who came in her first because she is blindfolded, and because most of the party takes place after she passes out. She decides - to her mother's delight - that she does want to go to college after all.
        
    • by Ted :...
    • Ron's Girls, ch 3: Dana's story
      rongirl3 zip (11k) (M/f dad/daut inc/voyeur/very young)
      The continuing tale of Dr. Ron Kohl and his group of women with sexual problems he relates to their earliest sexual experiences.
        
    • by master of nasty :...
    • Sicko Sisters, ch 4
      sicksis4 zip (6k) (M/F/f/f/g, dad/daut, rape, torture, anal,Ex pedo, scat, w/s, snuff)
      Staci, Mandi, and a transexual friend kidnap a little black girl and her back to Staci's house where her anal crazed father is tied to the bed with a mousetrap on his balls. It gets interesting from there.
        
        

      Saturday PM, December 18, 1999

        
    • by Amber Gold :...
    • A Tale Of Two Rapes
      2rapes zip (19k) (M/F/f Rape inc teen anal)
      He slowly took his knife and started cutting her panties off. Finished, he looked down at this naked 15 year old beauty that was making him so hard he hurt. Her blonde pussy was neat and curly. He could smell her female scent and his cock jerked. He was so hard but he knew he could last. This bitch was going to get it all. The was the first victim and before he was through she would wish herslef dead. But this was just the first one.......
        
    • by PedoPee :...
    • Carla's Birthday Party, ch 1-6
      carla1_5 zip (17k) (M/F/ff mum/daut w/s scat)
      The Sequel to Carla's Dirty Mother. Carla suggests having an incestuous, pedo, birthday party orgy. Her friend Melanie is invited to help and is first corrupted into watersports and scat sex.
        
    • by JohnFitz :...
    • Hell Hath No Fury
      hellhath zip (27k) (M/F,F/F,M/b,F/b, bro/sis incest nc,anal,oral,torture,extreme)
      When Joe Howard's two pre-teen sons convince their father to return to his wife, his mistress enlists three friends to exact a terrible revenge on the boys. Subsequently they send the boys' parents the video evidence - which ends up fuelling the sadistic lust of a policeman's nymphomaniac wife.
        
    • by Hornibro :...
    • My Friend David, ch 2
      myfrien2 zip (3k) (b/b/M, pedo)
      I learn David's source of his interests
        
    • by Sally :...
    • David's New Pajamas
      newpjs zip (10k) (F/m mom/son 1st inc preg)
      A mother realizes her twelve year old son can cum when she finds a stain on his pajamas. She buys him a new pair and then shares a special gift with him.
        
    • by Roman A'Clef :...
    • Prom Weekend II, ch 12
      promwe12 zip (12k) (M/F Mom/Son Orgy Family incest)
      David and Sue return home after their night alone to find Davids mother and father waiting for them.
        
    • by The Madhatter :...
    • White Christmas
      whitexma zip (20k
      Karen Meyer shivered as she removed her coat, shaking the snow off before hanging it on the coat rack. It had certainly been some winter. The snow had been coming down hard and heavy for weeks now, and they could be completely snowed in at any time. The joys of living up in the mountains. Karen had just come back from town, having bought enough groceries to last for over a month, in case they did get snowed in. After putting all of the groceries away, she slumped into a chair in the kitchen. God, she hated winter! And to make matters worse, Christmas was only a few days away, and she didn't know where she was going to get money for Christmas presents. She was lucky that she'd managed to get a tree and put last year's decorations on it. Since her husband had left her three years ago, money had been tight, but not like this year. She sighed, resting her head in her hands, fighting to keep herself from crying.
        
    • by lolitot :...
    • Christmas At The Mall! part 1
      xmasmal1 zip (7k) (g/g/M)
      It's Christmastime! An' it's time for the Brownie Christmas Story! You're gonna really love this one! You just gotta see what all the Brownies get into at the Mall! An' lotsa stuff gets inta them, too! You know, cum ..., an' stuff? Yeah! An' this is only Part 1!
        
    • by The Madhatter :...
    • Weiße Weihnacht !
      weihnach zip (24k) (übersetzt von Mysterya)
      Karen Meyer zitterte, als sie ihren Mantel auszog und den Schnee abschüttelte, ehe sie ihn an der Garderobe auf hing. Das war aber auch ein Winter dieses Jahr. Es hatte seit Wochen lang anhaltende, heftige Schneefälle gegeben und es bestand die Gefahr, das sie bald völlig eingeschneit sein könnten. ‚Eine der kleinen Freuden, wenn man in den Bergen lebte.' Dachte sie sarkastisch. Karen war gerade aus der Stadt zurückgekommen, wo sie genug Lebensmittel eingekauft hatte, um den nächsten Monat zu überstehen, falls sie eingeschneit werden würden, denn das bedeutete, das sie einige Zeit von der Außenwelt abgeschnitten sein würden. Nachdem sie alle Lebensmittel verstaut hatte, sank sie erschöpft auf einen Stuhl in der Küche.
      german
        

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  • i'm~your~captain~~~yeah~yeah~yeah~yeah~~~i'm~your~captain~~~yeah~yeah~yeah~yeah


    i can feel the hand of a stranger
    and it's tightening around my throat
    heaven help me, heaven help me
    take this stranger from my boat

    i'm your captain, i'm your captain
    though i'm feeling mighty sick
    everybody listen to me
    and return me my ship



    ~~~i'm~getting~closer~to~my~home~~~i'm~getting~closer~to~my~home~~~




    Closer To Home, as written by Mark Farner, and performed by Grand Funk Railroad

    (this CD & sound sample from "Collectors Series", available at amazon.com)








  • Happy Hornydays from Mr. Double ...By Leppard

      Here we enjoy our holidays,
      in so many horny ways.
      Writing stories, or reading a few,
      trying to decide which ones are true.
      A gift to us from Ol' St. Nick,
      is the story of a girl and a real stiff prick.
      Or maybe two sisters who form a bond,
      or a brunette who beats up a blonde.
      We love our stories to be filled with passion,
      and write them in a special fashion,
      to go beyond what you usually see,
      and become what we wish our lives could be.
      Lives of lust, of wants fulfilled,
      where everyday you're sexually thrilled.
      That is why this site exists,
      and will as long as sex persists.
      So as you visit for whatever reason,
      enjoy the site this holiday season.
      Log on whenever you get the chance,
      lock the door and shuck your pants.
      And as you sit there wet or hard,
      consider the story our Christmas card.
      Consider your pleasure our gift to you,
      unwrapped by just a click or two.
      Here's wishing to all that visit here,
      a Merry Christmas and GREAT New Year!



  • Patterns of Incest ...by R.E.L. Masters

      "Incest Among Various Peoples"
      
      ...Let us note once again the assertion, advanced by so many writers, that 
      there exists a "universal incest taboo." Not only is this false, but perhaps 
      it may not even be said that all peoples "make something" of incest.
      
      W.G. Summer (Folkways), for one, presented a great many examples of 
      primitive and other peoples who tolerate incest, approve incest, have no 
      concept of incest, or have extremely unusual ideas about what constitutes 
      incest.
      
      The Dyaks of the coast, Sumner noted, prohibit incest; but the inland Dyaks 
      have no concept of incest at all -- suggesting that the taboo was brought to 
      the coastal Dyaks by outsides and failed to penetrate inland.
      
      The Cucis allowed all varieties of incest except mother-son.
      
      Cambodia permitted brother-sister marriages, and among the Kalongs of Java 
      mother-son marriages were believed to bring especial luck and good fortune.
      
      In the highest Balinese castes, twins of opposite sex married.
      
      In East Africa, the males of Teita marry their mothers and sisters, mainly 
      because they are too poor to buy wives. Chiefs of the Niam Niam marry their 
      daughters. ... The Tinneh marry their mothers, daughters and sisters. ... 
      Brothers and sisters married among the Mordvin of central Russia. And the 
      Aleuts of Kodiak were known, in the nineteenth century, to practice all 
      forms of incest without restriction.
      
      ... The Baiga are said to take a tolerant view of grandparent-grandchild 
      incest. And quite recently, by some reports, marriage between father and 
      daughter was permissible in the Solomon Islands.
      
      ... On the other hand, the Kalongs of Java copulate with their mothers to 
      achieve prosperity. ...
      
      ... Royal brother-incest was practiced, as noted, by the royalty of the 
      Egyptians, also by the royalty of the Incas of Peru, the ancient Hawaiians, 
      and in Uganda. In ancient Ireland, princes sometimes married their sisters 
      and kings their daughters. In Gaboon, kings married their daughters and 
      queens their sons. Royal siblings were wed in Siam, Ceylon, the Sandwich 
      Islands, etc....con't
      



  • VOTED SICKEST JOKE OF 1999 ...

      There was a little girl and her mother
      walking through the park one day and
      they saw two teenagers having sex
      on a bench. The little girl says, "Mommy
      what are they doing?" The mother hesitates
      then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

      The next day they are at a zoo and the
      little girl sees two monkies having sex.
      Again she asks her mother what
      they are doing and her mother replies
      with the same response, making cakes.

      The next day the girl says to her mother,
      "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes
      in the den last night huh?"

      Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know?"

      She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."





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